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greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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illumahottie:

illumahottie:

illumahottie:

illumahottie:

I just want to talk to her.

I’m not gonna hit her.

No I’m not gonna hit her. I just want to talk to her.

BITCH

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BITCH

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BITCH

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

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asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping
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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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I could never cheat on anyone. It’s the type of mistake and wrong doing I couldn’t live with. Knowing that you destroyed someone’s trust is bad, but destroying someone’s perspective on love is far too worse.

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condorn:

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

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